Breathe easy, folks. The UK government is thrusting Global Britain fowards and making us prosper like never before. Trade deals have so far been secured and ratified with these countries:
Ecuador, Peru, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama, Chile, Ivory Coast, Mauritius, Seychelles, Zimbabwe.
So, there’s no need to worry. Who needs a freely accessible trading bloc of 26 economically advanced countries next door?
Not us! We have got the likes of El Salvador and the Ivory Coast at our finger tips. Who needs to be part of a free trade bloc of 27 countries when we can trash those arrangements overnight and instead deal with Zimbabwe and Guatemala? Who needs to continue a profitable forty-year business relationship with Germany when we have Honduras ready to work with us right now.
It’s all going to be great, people! Bring on the Brexit Festival so we can celebrate our new and prosperous future.