Johnson gets vital military intel from Scotland trip

Almost as if to validate the Dominic Cummings’ Barnard Castle incident of last year, Boris Johnson has taken a completely unnecessary trip to Scotland to achieve little more than what could’ve been done in a series of Zoom calls.

But hold on. Maybe he had a valid reason after all. Now, if you look closely it’s possible to see the real reason he went there was to recieve vital military intelligence that wouldn’t have been secure to discuss online.

Image source: Daily Record
Aye, Prime Minister. This part here we call your ‘Elbow’. You’re gonnae need to know that other part, too, if you’re gonnae tackle this virus. The sargeant over there will take you through it.

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