Happy Fish

Some fish, yesterday

Jacob Reese Mogg made an astonishing statement in the House of Commons, with a totally straight face. He stated that fish are happier now that they’re British.

Mogg’s amazing reveal of his Aquaman-type skills (able to communicate telepathically with marine lifeforms), was somewhat tarnished by his inability to communicate telepathically or otherwise with human fishermen whose lives he’s destroyed.

But never mind, the fish are happier.

And rotting on the dock of the bay.

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